I am sure the players looked up, saw this fan wearing a pumpkin on his head and were extra motivated due to their “awesome” fans.

Hopefully these girls make it out to show all those good BYU girls that there is nothing like a beer box on your head to make the guys go crazy!

Don’t know if these guys will make it since their LOVER Brian Johnson doesn’t play anymore.

I’m sure there will be a few Utah fans who are a little confused about what exactly their mascot is…

like the crazy pirate…

and whatever this guy is?

And what Utah Ugly Bus would be complete without one of these?

It’s going to be a great game today! GO COUGARS!!!

The best part of this picture is the depressed face the paint is hiding. I can’t tell if he is mad his team lost, or if the paint dried and his face is just stuck in that position. How many bottles of face paint does it take to come up with a masterpeice like this? I love the paint rubbing off on his shirt, that adds a nice touch.

I almost feel bad for the girl on the right.  Unless the girls on the left used up all of the face paint and she was planning on doing more, she does not belong in this picture.

As for the girls on the left, what were they thinking? They look like aliens. Hopefully this was a mistake and they just had an allergic reaction to their make-up. Then to cover it up they decided to paint a white Y on their forehead. On second thought, maybe they really are aliens.

Yesterday, a fellow Ute fan at work showed me these pictures of Max Hall, Dennis Pitta, and Austin Collie.  Needless to say, we had a good laugh.  I may have even shed a tear because I was laughing so hard.  Does the “Don’t ask don’t tell” policy  apply to college football as well?  Maybe when their football careers are over they can use these pictures to help them get jobs as male models. Although they may not be good looking enough for that.  I don’t know about you, but I was hoping to see a picture of Austin Collie missing the football and kicking Dennis Pitta in the head.  That would be a picture I could respect. ]]> http://rivalrysmack.com/dont-ask-dont-tell/feed/ 1 http://rivalrysmack.com/let-the-smack-begin/ http://rivalrysmack.com/let-the-smack-begin/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:27:38 +0000 Brandi http://rivalrysmack.com/?p=172 In the spirit of true rivalry, I am officially announcing the start of the 2009 football smack talk with this post. Game On!

Football is finally here! The COUGARS and the utes both started football camp last week. The COUGARS look great this year! Max Hall, our senior quarterback, seemed hopeful and extremely confident about this season during his latest interviews. McKay Jacobson our wide receiver, and a personal favorite of mine, is back from his mission and has some speed that will be awesome to see! The utes QB position is still up for grabs and lets face it by the looks of this utah player they have a lot of work to do…

Good luck with that and the rest of the clowns Coach Whit!

GO COUGARS!!!

A picture is worth a thousand words. This is what you find on game day at the U.
(I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!)

Now, I want you to take a close look at this picture.  Does anything seem a little off to you?  I’m no expert but I am pretty sure that is not how and where men are supposed to wear those things.  OK, I’m not a complete idiot. I know those aren’t really jockstraps they are nose guards, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make fun of BYU players.  I laughed really hard when I saw this picture, it looks like they are wearing old fashioned jockstraps.  Thank goodness for football helmets, it’s hard to take a person serious when they are wearing a jockstrap on their face.